In a Nutshell:
Fans of The Hobbit will be mostly satisfied with the way the end is handled and how introductions are made to step viewers into the Lord of the Rings trilogy, as we go full circle. I think J.R.R. Tolkien would have been very proud of the way Peter Jackson has presented both of his stories and especially impressed by how Peter Jackson was able to squeeze 3 entire movies out of his Hobbit tale.
I didn’t think The Hobbit movie trilogy wasn’t quite as awesome as the Lord of the Rings trio, but it’s still a fine companion in the storytelling and worth the visit to CGI Middle Earth. Easily the most violent of all of the films in the series, the battle of five armies includes the army of fans who will see the final installment and make Peter Jackson’s movies go down in history as one of the most beloved cinematic stories.
- “You should never underestimate dwarves.” – Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage)
- “Don’t underestimate the evil of gold.” – Gandolf
- What is your true treasure?
- Cowardice vs. true bravery
* “Saruman believes it is the only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don’t know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.” – Gandol
Things I liked:
- The action starts exactly where it left off in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. If you missed Part 2, then the beginning of this movie and subtle plots and characters will probably be confusing for you. Better to start from the beginning.
- The cliffs in 3D are magnificent and scary!
- The landscapes are stunning. The aerial views are just beautiful.
- Smaug is magnificent. I love it when his belly glows before he hurls fire at his enemies. Did you see him as a guest on The Colbert Report? Hilarious. While you’re at it, watch the recent Saturday Night Live skit of TheOffice: Middle Earth., hosted by Martin Freeman (Bilbo Baggins). Super funny.
- Finally, Legolas (Orlando Bloom) actually runs out of arrows. Haha
- I can never get enough of seeing the gorgeous, majestic elves with their silky long hair, and elegant poise. The moose that Thranduil (Lee Pace) rode was awesome. Watching the synchronized army in battle was cool too.
- The IMAX 3D version of the film offers incredible clarity. If you’re a big fan of this trilogy, it’s worth it to pay extra for it.
* Aiden Turner (Kili) is so cute! Former heart-throb Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is starting to look old because of the odd CGI work they did on his face.
* Two words: Benedict Cumberbatch.
Things I didn’t like:
- I hate looking at Alfrid’s zit face. He’s such a greasy little weasel that you love to hate.
- Gandolf is such a helpless wizard. Seriously, he rarely uses his wisdom and power until after suffering peril for a long time.
- Remember the fake CGI scene in the last Hobbit movie when Legolas was jumping on barrels in the river? Well, there’s some more of that awkward action, but this time there are rocks that are crumbling and falling down mid-air as he unbelievably climbs up them. There are a few other times when the CGI looks more like a video game than cool imagery. Whatever. The movie is still visually amazing.
* Considering Bilbo is THE hobbit that this trilogy is named after, he played a somewhat minor role in this last film.
* While it’s always lovely to see Cate Blanchett, that green, psycho look on Galadriel isn’t becoming on her. haha
- “I may be a burglar, but I like to think I’m an honest one.” – Bilbo
- “Not every man is brave enough to wear a corset.” – Alfrid
- “What is it you know?” – Thorin
“Nothing for certain. It is what may come I fear.” – Legolas
- “It is your king’s command.” – Tauriel (Evangeline Lilly)
“He is my king, but he does not command my heart.” – Legolas
- “If this is love, I do not want it. Take it from me. Why does it hurt so much?” – Tauriel
“Because it was real.” – Thranduil
- “If more people valued love above gold, this would be a far more merry place.” – Thorin
- “I will not hide when others fight our battles for us.” – Kili
* “You started this. You will forgive me if I finish it.” – Thranduil
Tips for Parents:
- The title of this movie includes mention of five armies…let that be a warning to you…there are a lot of battle scenes, violence, and gruesome death scenes, including decapitation and burning bodies….kinda icky and scary stuff for young children!